(Talking about virginity as a pair of metaphorical underpants)
And so about a year later I gave them to the cat, and said "go on!" ... No! I didn't shag the cat! I gave them to the cat because the cat was in fact Pants Cat! Da na na na na, He wears pants upon his head, his ears go through the leg bits! He is Pants Cat! He is a super hero, he goes into telephone boxes and goes "oooh, I can't reach! But I've got no thumb anyway, so it doesn't matter.."