Oh, quick question, right, you know... oh never mind, um; you don't know what I was going to say do you? That's really annoying, isn't it, like someone comes up to and goes "I've got this great secret, ah no, I can't tell you", and you go "ah, come on!" You didn't care before, anything this person could have told you, you wouldn't have cared, but suddenly they say "it's a big secret... oh I can't tell you", and you go "come on!" So they go "well, people... no, I can't" and you pound them into the ground with your fist until they tell you the secret, and then there's a court case, so, yeah, right, this question, you know irons, and this is true, this isn't stand up, it's not funny, it's just that I was ironing my shirt, 'cos it's very glamorous backstage, you think "oooh, yes", but I'm ironing me own fucking shirt, right, quite a nice shirt, but I'm still ironing it, and you it's got on the labels, it's got this thing, one dot, two dot or three dot, but if you want to use the steam thing it's got to be on three, but the shirt only says two dot.... how do you do that? Does anyone know? Can you turn it up to steam and it doesn't matter? Yeah? You can do that, so you put it on steam, and it doesn't matter, even if it says one dot? Even though it's got three dots on the steam bit, it'll be fine? Yeah? Can I sue you on that it it's not? So what's the point of the dot system? It's totally fucking redundant! I think people should write letters to the United Nations! No, I think you're going "no", making a mental note, "don't do that".