Eddie at Bridgewater

Hey, Bridgewater, but no-one here is really from Bridgewater? Okay, okay, we can check this out, we'll check it out by the method I've devised especially for things like this, which isn't the sort of the hands in the air, or the American method where you do applause, which is really weird, 'cos you know, you've seen it on chat shows where they go "who likes fish?", and the audience do applause, "well done fish, bravo fish, well done to use for liking fish", in Britain we go "oh, that's so stupid", but they don't, they go "no, we're quite clever". Then, in Britain there's the hands up method, but that draws attention to you, and people hate that, 'cos they think, you know, someone says "who likes jam?", and if you put your hand up, someone's going to throw a tiger in your lap... "it's a fucking tiger!", so I've come up with this method, and it really works well for British people who really don't want to draw attention to themselves, and it's got this built in thing, 'cos someone says "who likes jam?", and if you like jam, you go "urrrrrrrrrr" (quiet groaning type sound), really non committal, you don't move any of your body, you just go "urrrrrr", then because everyone else is making a noise, no-one can tell who actually likes jam, people can go "did you say you like jam?", and you can go "no, I deny it, I deny it" and you can deny it all the way to court.